Updates after exactly 2 1/2 months:
1) I have not seen the following creatures: cockroach, ant, moth. Once, i saw a fly.
2) My English accent has changed from mildly Australian to occasionally American. Hopefully i will have control over this for different situations.
3) A 10" is now my preferred computer screen size. No more no less.
4) Now i am convinced that in Shanghai, you can say something like this in a Shanghainese accent: "Kan hao le di eeliwiaamumblemumble~" and people will think that you're all good. Seriously.
5) I notice that Shanghai young to middle-aged men look at me. Possible reasons:
> Shanghai men are more aware of their environment, and can easily pick out foreigners.
> Shanghai men sometimes do some things that makes them suspicious of people being suspicious of themselves - 心裡有鬼.
> Shanghai men just like to look at everything. Or, maybe that's true of all men.
Shanghai young to middle-aged woman look in my direction, but straight thru.
6) My pants are falling down. My shorts are falling down. But i am still the same weight! Possible explanations:
> My waist meats have moved down to my butt. So when i put on my pants, they get stretched.
> Exchanged unwanted fats for muscles.
> Over here, clothes expand in the wash.
Actually, i'm not so sure why most people here are skinny-sized, even though the food is generally oily.
7) I have been keeping my upper body muscles fit by washing and drying socks, undies, shirts, and pants by hand. It is great exercise and the muscle build up makes me want to fight someone.
8) Recently, I have been bumping into 1 or 2 'hi, bye' people. When i see them, i say 'hi', and then they say 'okay bye see you next time'. It's very strange because it doesn't make sense. If the next conversation i have with them is the same 'hi' and 'bye', then what is the point of 'see you next time'? No one can have many friends, because friendships need time to establish.
9) Texts here cost 2 Australian cents. So my text messaging speed is up.
10) I'm missing my die-hard buddies. I think of you once a day.
Monday, April 27, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
Chinese A-Z (3)
- - UPDATED - -
'N' stands for Chinese 'No' Signs
'N' stands for Chinese 'No' Signs
For a sign to say "do not" something, usually means that the something is done very often. The sign acts as a reminder to people who do the bad act.
"Don't J-walk" / "Don't sabotage public property"
"Don't smoke in public areas" / "Don't spit on the floor"
"Respect old, love young, beautiful world" / "Sacrifice walks with me" / "Protect the environment"
There is another one which says: "送一片真情" ("Give a true heartfelt action"). Hahaha.
'O' stands for Chinese Old Man Park Karaoke
Karaoke station set up in a park for elderly people.
These men have vintage voices!
'P' stands for Chinese Parental Lock-Down
At a Chinese migrant school - school kids' parents locked down until 2:30pm on a Friday afternoon.
'Q' stands for Chinese Quarrellers
A quarrel starts from a trivial matter, and the matter being: 'Your tricycle cart can get through the metal pole barriers without banging'. Follow the story.
"Your tricycle cart can get thru the metal pole barriers without banging"
"No, the metal poles are too narrow."
"Get off. Let me show you how to do it."
Then this...
"Na wo qi gei ni kan ke yi ba?" Tussle tussle tussle. Ha.ha.ha.ha.
'R' stands for Chinese Rubbish Collectors
I'm quite sure that the people in white work for the restaurant next door.
At national park - uncle collecting rubbish with bare hands
'S' stands for Chinese Sticky Beaks
Police catch an illegal tricycle operator. A crowd gathers after 15 minutes of verbal exchange with the result of: the tricycle operator strongly refusing to go to the police station. Police used no force.
I have found Chinese people to be exactly like the people in Chinese ancient TV dramas, where when an argument, fight, or something unusual happens, people would make a encircle the situation and just stand there to watch. And throw in a few comments here and there as well! Such as: "Zhe ge ren ming ming bu dui" or "Zhen mei li mao" or "Dui, da ta! Da ta!" Maybe not the last one, but people love to gather to watch a good show. I like this characteristic. It's called "being open about interests".
'T' stands for Traditional Chinese Cat
At Yu Yuan, a famous garden in Shanghai - a Korean tour guide called this cat a "Traditional Chinese Cat", at which the Korean tourists ran up to the cat with "aaah aaah"s to take photos. For your information, this is an ordinary Chinese cat.
'U' stands for Chinese Upgrade Needer
A crowd gather on Nanjing East St outside Rolex to listen to a brilliant saxophonist playing on the balcony. Some people show appreciation, while others take out mobile phones and cameras to capture the music.
Hahahaha (!!!) at older uncle's video recording device.
'V' stands for Chinese Variety of Fishes
At a Japanese fish restaurant ("魚" means fish)
'W' stands for Chinese Warning Notices
No translation required. The basic message is to carry bags on the store side of the street while walking on the foot path.
'Y' stands for Chinese Youth Communism Uprising
Young Leader leads fellow grade two students in disciplinary exercises.
Observe the speed and ease of how the words roll off the tongues.
'Z' stands for Chinese Zoo
Entrance of a Chinese zoo.
The conversation at the ticket counter as below:
Sam: Ni men you shen me dong wu? (What animals do you have?)
Reception: Ni
Sam: You shen me dong wu? (What do you have to show?)
Reception: Hen duo zhong… li mian dou you. (Many types... we have all the animals)
Sam: (Face)
They had every animal in the zoo(!!)? I thought that was cute, because i was thinking of one of those big and slow-moving types.
Wish you enjoyed reading Sam's Chinese A-Z. There is much more content to write about. Visit me everyday.
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Time for Stocktake
It has been 2 months, that's 60 days, since coming to Shanghai.
And now is the time to give a brief update of (20) of my current situation:
1. I now dislike oily foods, and fried foods. Which includes the street foods, and most Chinese restaurants.
2. I am currently 72kg, which is my weight 2 months ago.
3. I now do not take for granted the privacy i have in my own room back at home.
4. I now get over relationship problems easier, even if the relationship still has a problem.
5. I now understand that it is possible to build a good and strong friendship within 1 to 2 days.
6. Girls are not attractive here in Shanghai. Not even physically. (To me, for a relationship)
7. I miss my Church in Melbourne.
8. The only meal i have cooked is a dish for a potluck party.
9. I like Korean ballad music (slow and high, sung by guys).
10. I am now against piracy, because if i produced CDs or DVDs, i would want people to pay money for them.
11. I listen to Mike Bickle, Bill Johnson, Zhang Xiu Qin and Jason Westerfield to sleep. To be honest, Jason Westerfield is the only that puts me to sleep, because he speaks so rapidly.
12. I now have a new like for mixed accents between 2 or more nationalities.
13. The dormitory is very quiet. Do not think that there is a party here every night.
14. I love Chinese karaoke. How hard it is to find someone who knows and sings old --> modern Chinese songs.
15. I have found 'favourites'.
16. Have been to Shao Xing and Suzhou. I am not big on visiting places in China.
17. Have met lots of people. A percentage of whom i call friends.
18. Food further slips in its hold on my life, and has dropped significantly on my 'pleasures list'.
19. I have found a cell group full of great people.
20. I have found an underground Church to attend. Exciting.
If i have left out anything, please let me know. I will update you~!
And now is the time to give a brief update of (20) of my current situation:
1. I now dislike oily foods, and fried foods. Which includes the street foods, and most Chinese restaurants.
2. I am currently 72kg, which is my weight 2 months ago.
3. I now do not take for granted the privacy i have in my own room back at home.
4. I now get over relationship problems easier, even if the relationship still has a problem.
5. I now understand that it is possible to build a good and strong friendship within 1 to 2 days.
6. Girls are not attractive here in Shanghai. Not even physically. (To me, for a relationship)
7. I miss my Church in Melbourne.
8. The only meal i have cooked is a dish for a potluck party.
9. I like Korean ballad music (slow and high, sung by guys).
10. I am now against piracy, because if i produced CDs or DVDs, i would want people to pay money for them.
11. I listen to Mike Bickle, Bill Johnson, Zhang Xiu Qin and Jason Westerfield to sleep. To be honest, Jason Westerfield is the only that puts me to sleep, because he speaks so rapidly.
12. I now have a new like for mixed accents between 2 or more nationalities.
13. The dormitory is very quiet. Do not think that there is a party here every night.
14. I love Chinese karaoke. How hard it is to find someone who knows and sings old --> modern Chinese songs.
15. I have found 'favourites'.
16. Have been to Shao Xing and Suzhou. I am not big on visiting places in China.
17. Have met lots of people. A percentage of whom i call friends.
18. Food further slips in its hold on my life, and has dropped significantly on my 'pleasures list'.
19. I have found a cell group full of great people.
20. I have found an underground Church to attend. Exciting.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Chinese A-Z (2)
'I' stands for Chinese Idle Waitresses
View of a Chinese food court.
'J' stands for Chinese Jam Exercisers
Drivers take a walk while roads jam on Chinese Qing Ming holiday weekend.
Grandma takes opportunity to exercises in traffic jam.
'K' stands for Chinese Korean Church
Big Korean Church - 4 services a day. Translation service for Chinese, English and Japanese.
'J' stands for Chinese Jam Exercisers
Drivers take a walk while roads jam on Chinese Qing Ming holiday weekend.
Grandma takes opportunity to exercises in traffic jam.
'K' stands for Chinese Korean Church
Big Korean Church - 4 services a day. Translation service for Chinese, English and Japanese.
Newcomers are asked to stand up, are given a rose, and receive a cordial welcome song. The more this song was stuck in my head during the week, the more i wanted to go back to the Church. The actions in the 2nd last bar of the song are most warm and lovely.
I found this particular leader at the front to be very energetic, has a high-pitched voice, and talks a LOT. The kids must enjoy this. Sunday school in a Korean Church is very refreshing and exciting!
'L' stands for Chinese Loaders
There's something about Chinese people and carrying loads on their non-motorized bikes.
"The bigger the load, the less trips i'll have to make." Hahaha.
'M' stands for Chinese Market Escorters
At any given time, there were 1-3 market escorters 'escorting' us. Escorters are not easy to identify with one glance. Therefore there must have been many of them inside the shopping centre.
Escorter either calls for backup or arrangements to be made up ahead in the shopping complex.
Market escorter disguised as pedestrian, identified!~
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Chinese A-Z (1)
Throughout A-Z, you will hopefully be able to gain insight into the environment and culture and general feel of China as a bonus. I hope you enjoy. There may be second rounds.
'D' stands for Chinese Dining Hall
Many of these available on campus - Though -> Lunchtime over by 12:00pm || Dinner time over by 6:00pm
'E' stands for Chinese Etiquette
Explanation required: Abe was reading the description of the lake (to the right), and red jacket lady shoves in front of him to take a photo. HAHAHA
'F' stands for Chinese Fruit Seller
Fruit seller sells pineapple and watermelon for 1 kuai a stick.
'G' stands for Chinese Grade 1 Book
Back of workbook includes rules outlining the '2 musts', '2 must nots', '4 shoulds' and '4 should nots'. Highlight: "(1) Do not drink tap water (2) Do not eat unclean foods (3) Do not spit (4) Do not throw fruit skins carelessly"
'H' stands for Chinese History Preservation
In Yu Yuan gardens. The sign says: "Take good care of cultural relic. Don't climb up an antique." Which makes perfect grammatical sense~
'A' stands for Chinese Ambitious Recruiter
'B' stands for Chinese Basketball Competition
'C' stands for Chinese Cracked Melon Seed Eater
'D' stands for Chinese Dining Hall
Many of these available on campus - Though -> Lunchtime over by 12:00pm || Dinner time over by 6:00pm
'E' stands for Chinese Etiquette
Explanation required: Abe was reading the description of the lake (to the right), and red jacket lady shoves in front of him to take a photo. HAHAHA
'F' stands for Chinese Fruit Seller
Fruit seller sells pineapple and watermelon for 1 kuai a stick.
'G' stands for Chinese Grade 1 Book
Back of workbook includes rules outlining the '2 musts', '2 must nots', '4 shoulds' and '4 should nots'. Highlight: "(1) Do not drink tap water (2) Do not eat unclean foods (3) Do not spit (4) Do not throw fruit skins carelessly"
'H' stands for Chinese History Preservation
In Yu Yuan gardens. The sign says: "Take good care of cultural relic. Don't climb up an antique." Which makes perfect grammatical sense~
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