Sunday, September 6, 2009

"The Average Person Thinks He Isn’t"

1. I have to say, truly, this is the first time i've ever seen Chinese people line up.

You can see the line wiggling up and down, and extending out of the photo. Chinese shoppers lining up for a bus? Totally rare and i was very pleasantly surprised!!

2. And this is what we get up to in our spare time.


That's right, my brother and i fight a lot. Also a lot of verbal abuse on the lines of somebody being stupid, or fat.

3. 'Deception' paints funny imagery in my head. And it's happening in my neighbourhood. I wonder what types of deception my neighbours are falling for.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Breathing Technique

I've been known to not be able to run long distance.
--> Today i figured out why.
--->I forget to breathe.

Today, i ran home from the station, and i wasn't tired after i was home, carrying a bag. I used the breathe(in + in + out) technique.

Figured it out after all these years (!!) ...and my facial expression --> %$_@*

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Reverse Culture Shock

The biggest reverse culture shock i have received after coming back to Australia is:

--> When i walk towards someone who is walking towards me, i steer right. And i hit them, sometimes. It has never been so severe before.

That is all.

Going on to another topic, birthday gifts and cards can be given to me at any time of the year (not that i'm expecting them).

Here's one i received not long ago.


Thanks girl and boy. Something weird like this is so fascinating to me.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Chinese A-Z II

"A" stands for Chinese Aerobic Morning Exercisers

Man dances shamelessly in mall walkway

Old energetic people doing some early morning taichi - out of sync

"B" stands for Chinese Bikey Gang

Took a while for these men to line up and pose - inside 'old-style street' of Shanghai

"C" stands for Chinese Christian Revival

Anymore obvious, and this shop would close down

"D" stands for Chinese Drinks Deliverer

Men who deliver these drinks usually have very very strong leg muscles, however little they may seem

"E" stands for Chinese Exotic Bird Performance

Sequence of events: (1) Customer pays bird owners money, (2) bird owners go onto the boat and order the birds to jump into the water, (3) birds look for fish in the water and come back up after 10 seconds, (4) if the birds don't come out of the water with fish, the customer gets their money back

"F" stands for Chinese Foreigner (at the Markets)

The t-shirt the 'lao wai' foreigner is wearing says: "No DVD, No Watch, No Souvenir, No Handbag, No Sunglasses, No Tattoo, No... Maybe Massage"

"G" stands for Chinese Garden Water Waster (!)

Man wasting water in Fudan University - On-lookers not impressed


(Picture of the time frame - but it is too wide!) Wonder Girls - look it up Google

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Rememberer of Friends

This time round, for Shanghai, i took a picture of each card i gave out.
So that i can remember what each person meant to me, in 2009.



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Sunday, July 19, 2009

Sam's Favourites Shanghai

In this post are my top 10 handpicked 'favourites'!

A 'favourite' is not necessarily someone i hang out with, or necessarily someone i like. A 'favourite' is someone who has a certain weird/strange/funny character quality that stands out to me. So if you are in the list, it doesn't mean that i like you =] (!!).

Anyway...

For each person, i will use a few descriptive words to describe them.

Take a look.

1. Zaya - Mongolian, aged 21
Tags: Hugely good at dancing, cute expressions, one of those girls i just want to take photos of

Like a little kid


2. Aditya Dirgo - Indonesian, aged unknown
Tags: Looks funny


3. Clara (Claz) - Australian, aged 22
Tags: Energetic, bouncy, moves and stands funnily sometimes

Looks like a bird!


4. Mika - Finnish, aged 24+
Tags: Simple and innocent, makes funny actions
The below is a sequence of photos showing a tired Mika trying to sleep on a long public transport journey. But it was hard. Hohoho.


(what the!) ??




5. Ryu Ei - Japanese, aged 23
Tags: Tremendously shameless and pure laugh, finds more things funny than the average person


6. Michael - Chinese, aged 20
Tags: Big big smile, bounces up and down when he sings, doesn't mind people touching him (great quality)



7. Claire - Korean, aged 26
Tags: Genuine and 天真, cute small actions, has an American/Chinese/Korean English accent which is very imitation worthy, totally ignores guys who like her (good quality), my cell group leader


Small feet

8. Mark Cai (阿蔡) - American, aged 23
Tags: Says random things, witted humour, unconformed perspective of life


9. Xiu Yan (Soo Yeon) - Korean, aged 22
Tags: Cute, cute small actions, shy, 天真, the one who took up the biggest percentage of my camera memory




10. Geoff - Australian, aged 22 (the guy on the very right)
Tags: Hilarious Chinese, fair conduct, very sociable



Thursday, July 9, 2009

Big Experience Saturation

For one of our final exams for a subject taught in English, a student asked the Chinese teacher whether it is an open book exam or a closed book exam. And the Chinese teacher replied in English: "Even if it was open book, do you have a book to open?" (Since people prefer to use money on things other than books =])

Hong Kong's Hillsong band from Hong Kong City Church visited our Church in Shanghai. As they played the song 'Did You Feel the Mountains Tremble?', i noted the significance of the meaning of the lyrics sung in this particular song. That it is time for the Chinese underground Church to open up the doors and let the music play, and not be afraid of the authorities because the Church of Jesus Christ is a Church that carries power.

Here is a letter to my mum to summarize my overall experience of Shanghai:

Hi Mum,

Number of girls slept with in China: Zero.
I think that 花花世界 is not in the city.

Love, thanks and bye.

Son, Sam.